So I found someone asking for help on a PUA forum, figured his plea would be a good opener into this topic

“So this girl at work is kind of into me. We are always teasing each other etc. Today when I arrived at the office

(Don't see her at office this week due to different hours) I had noticed she had left me some of her work to do! the cheek Neutral

Would I be dlv by doing them? leave a note or something back?

Basically would like to know what you guys do.

Im pretty sure it’s a test as she tried something similar last week, asking me to do something which I replied I’d do right after she kisses my ass!”

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Super Beta that went on an “Alpha” forum but ended up getting advice from more betas.

Couple of people told him to do her work and then use it as LEVERAGE to ask her out.

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Couple of things you need to note about this.

The subject is a natural beta, he has estrogen and female-induced anxiety oozing out of his fucking pores.

Doing her work so he might get LUCKY later on? Pity Fucks are the Crux of Beta Game, it is the only way they will ever reproduce.

Unfortunately there are an ample amount of fat chicks to grant them access to vagina, and

Hence you have Fat Chicks that breed with betas to produce a generation of ugly fat betas.

The process is cyclical and each passing generation I weep a little harder.

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Do not…ever…use sympathy to gain attention from a girl. Ever.

The only thing he did right is identify the shit test. This of course, is possibly the most critical part of the entire process.

To many times shit tests will just fly by a guys head. Or, they’ll take the easier path and OPT to FAIL just because it grants them access to pussy faster.

The speed at which you get laid is an issue of syntax, Artfully playing the Game is an issue of achieving Nirvana.

You might get it in if you give in to this shit test, but it WILL affect your game, your mentality, and drop the girl’s attraction for you in the future.

Your girlfriend might give you sex faster in one isolated instance if you apologize quickly,

But she will respect you more if you apologize ONLY when you actually mean it.

The former grants a quick pity fuck and puts the sexual passion of your relationship on a steady decline;

The latter cultivates an innumerable amount of vagina tingles and will result in your girlfriend pleasuring you beyond your wildest fantasies.

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Do not laugh at a girl’s joke because she’s pretty or cute. You laugh only when it’s funny.

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Here’s an example of the differences between an Alpha and Beta in terms of relationship socio-dynamics and laughing.

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Girlfriend: [Insert Non-Funny joke]

Beta: laughs uncontrollably like someone stuck a dildo filled with Nitrous Oxide into his asshole

Alpha: Will stare at her dead in the face.

Girlfriend: [Insert Funny Joke]

Beta: will laugh and then glance at her for approval. He starts wondering if she’s too good for him (Shit… other guys are going to notice how funny and cute she is).

Alpha: Will make a loud noise so no one hears her, and then say the joke himself. He starts wondering if she’s going to put out that night because he stole her joke (shit…was a lonely night really worth stealing a few laughs?)

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Do you know why guys say “lol” so much in online conversations or chuckle so often during a pick-up?

It is an ingrained bio-mechanical reaction utilized to come off as less threatening to potential mates and rivals.

In other words, it’s literally a technique used to emasculate yourself. Why the fuck would guys have a need to do this?

Ideally, they wouldn’t, but BETAs have a need to do it.

Back in the day, a beta who came off as threatening would have his balls smashed by an Alpha.

It was nonstrategic from a Darwinian point of view for males to come off as threatening UNLESS

They were an Alpha, in which case they would want to maximize threat projection.

In addition, coming off as less threatening granted one rapport with females despite being denied sex.

(If you can’t get vagina, at least you get a shoulder to cry on).

Seeking approval and attention by smiling / laughing way to much is simply a modern day excursion of the BETA traits

That would help us survive in a highly competitive environment. Fortunately, we aren’t monkeys anymore,

But old habits die hard. Purge yourself of beta-game and you will purge the world of fat chicks.

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