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Clown Purge

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Trial Tasks

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Trial Task Name

Identify and remove 3 habits that make you act like a performing monkey instead of a sovereign man.

Could be:

  • Overtexting girls.
  • Telling stories to impress.
  • Seeking validation through outfits.
  • Gym mirror selfies.
  • Needing to be “entertaining” constantly.

Then replace each with a stoic or high-power ritual.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Completion Requirements

1

Completion Mark Name

✅ List the 3 clown habits → Write your 3 replacements → Begin the purge.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.

Trial Tasks

1

Trial Task Name

Identify and remove 3 habits that make you act like a performing monkey instead of a sovereign man.

Could be:

  • Overtexting girls.
  • Telling stories to impress.
  • Seeking validation through outfits.
  • Gym mirror selfies.
  • Needing to be “entertaining” constantly.

Then replace each with a stoic or high-power ritual.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Completion Requirements

1

Completion Mark Name

✅ List the 3 clown habits → Write your 3 replacements → Begin the purge.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.

Trial Tasks

1

Trial Task Name

Identify and remove 3 habits that make you act like a performing monkey instead of a sovereign man.

Could be:

  • Overtexting girls.
  • Telling stories to impress.
  • Seeking validation through outfits.
  • Gym mirror selfies.
  • Needing to be “entertaining” constantly.

Then replace each with a stoic or high-power ritual.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Completion Requirements

1

Completion Mark Name

✅ List the 3 clown habits → Write your 3 replacements → Begin the purge.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.

Trial Tasks

1

Trial Task Name

Identify and remove 3 habits that make you act like a performing monkey instead of a sovereign man.

Could be:

  • Overtexting girls.
  • Telling stories to impress.
  • Seeking validation through outfits.
  • Gym mirror selfies.
  • Needing to be “entertaining” constantly.

Then replace each with a stoic or high-power ritual.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Completion Requirements

1

Completion Mark Name

✅ List the 3 clown habits → Write your 3 replacements → Begin the purge.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.

Trial Tasks

1

Trial Task Name

Identify and remove 3 habits that make you act like a performing monkey instead of a sovereign man.

Could be:

  • Overtexting girls.
  • Telling stories to impress.
  • Seeking validation through outfits.
  • Gym mirror selfies.
  • Needing to be “entertaining” constantly.

Then replace each with a stoic or high-power ritual.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

Completion Requirements

1

Completion Mark Name

✅ List the 3 clown habits → Write your 3 replacements → Begin the purge.

You are not a clown. You are a king who needs nothing to validate his worth. This trial cleans your daily rituals.

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